Archive for the ‘humor’ Category


Strange sights

September 17, 2017

“Postcards from Saturn” is an NPR video about discoveries made by the Cassini probe.

And “How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster” is a short tutorial from SpaceX.


Let’s end the confusion

January 7, 2017

Here’s all you need to know about bacon.


H.T. Jeff G


Seasonal humor

January 3, 2017

I read a post at Doc Bastard’s blog and found these paragraphs pretty amusing.

[…] I’ve never made a new year’s resolution for one simple reason: they’re all bullshit. Studies show that nearly 80% of people break their resolution before January 15th, and 90% by January 30th. Studies also show that a certain anonymous blogger made up 100% of the statistics in that last sentence. But seriously, how many people actually keep their resolution long term? Have you? Of course not. And why?

Because new year’s resolutions are bullshit.

The common resolutions are obvious: lose weight, exercise more, get in shape, drink less, quit smoking, save more money, eat better. I can’t do any of those resolutions, because I’m already in great shape, eat well and exercise regularly. Ok, none of that is true, but in all honesty exercising sucks. I hate it, and it sucks. Studies show that people who exercise regularly live 6 years longer than those who don’t, but they spend those 6 years exercising (see statistic on statistics above). So fuck exercise. […]

And the Doc’s continually waging war on medical nonsense in his Twitter feed.


2016 Word of the Year

December 31, 2016

‘Surreal’ is our 2016 Word of the Year

Surreal is Merriam-Webster’s Word of the Year because it was looked up significantly more frequently by users in 2016 than it was in previous years, and because there were multiple occasions on which this word was the one clearly driving people to their dictionary.

There are essentially two kinds of high-volume lookups that we track: perennial words that are looked up day-in and day-out, and words that spike because of news events, politics, pop culture, or sports. By analyzing these spikes, we can get a sense as to what significant events sent people to the dictionary, and sometimes, what people think about those events.

Surreal had three major spikes in interest that were higher in volume and were sustained for longer periods of time than in past years. In March, the word was used in coverage of the Brussels terror attacks. Then, in July, we saw the word spike again: it was used in descriptions of the coup attempt in Turkey and in coverage of the terrorist attack in Nice. Finally, we saw the largest spike in lookups for surreal following the U.S. election in November. […]

Ain’t it the truth?

And in a similar vein.

Dave Barry’s Year in Review: 2016 — What the …?

In the future, Americans — assuming there are any left — will look back at 2016 and remark: “What the HELL?”

They will have a point. Over the past few decades, we here at the Year in Review have reviewed some pretty disturbing years. For example, there was 2000, when the outcome of a presidential election was decided by a tiny group of deeply confused Florida residents who had apparently attempted to vote by chewing on their ballots.

Then there was 2003, when a person named “Paris Hilton” suddenly became a major international superstar, despite possessing a level of discernible talent so low as to make the Kardashians look like the Jackson 5.

There was 2006, when the vice president of the United States — who claimed he was attempting to bring down a suspected quail — shot a 78-year-old man in the face, only to be exonerated after an investigation revealed that the victim was an attorney.

And — perhaps most inexplicable of all — there was 2007, when millions of people voluntarily installed Windows Vista.

Yes, we’ve seen some weird years. But we’ve never seen one as weird as 2016. This was the Al Yankovic of years. If years were movies, 2016 would be “Plan 9 from Outer Space.” If years were relatives, 2016 would be the uncle who shows up at your Thanksgiving dinner wearing his underpants on the outside. […]


As @JackieJackielg says, "I solemnly vow to speak of Trump with the same respect and decency he has shown others."


Heh (4)

December 20, 2016



July 16, 2016


Thanks to Jeff G

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